For lack of a better posting …
Boys, please take note:
If you’re trying to figure out what NOT to say to someone you’re thinking of dating – and you’ve only talked to them once – add the following to the list … part of an IM conversation I had over Thanksgiving weekend last month (I edited out the boring parts):
Me: how’s it going?
Dude : good and u
Me: fine thanks …
Me: i’ve been working a lot
Dude: how is the kids
Dude: and how was your turkey day long weekend?
Me: what kids?
Dude: future kids lol
Me: that’s funny (Ed. Note: No, not really.)
Dude: dont you wanna have kids in the future?
Me: sure … but why are you asking about them now?
Dude: because when , we mixed something i have and something you have , i know we could make kids
Dude: that is why i was asking you
Me: oh …
Me: ha ha
Me: you’re being very optimistic
Dude: people who are not optimistic , comment (sic) suciede (double sic) at the end lol