So Christmas Eve is upon us once again. Man – who knew?
Some of my friends have already started the festivities early with dinner and gift exchanges, and others like myself will wait until tomorrow.
I think I managed to survive the pre-season leading up to the big event, but just barely (as is my normal fashion).
Here, for the last time, is a recap of the last three weeks, by the numbers:
22: number of Christmas cards successfully written and mailed
5: number of presents bought (as of 9 a.m. this morning)
(somewhere around) $100: approximate amount of money spent on alcohol
7: number of parties attended
5: number of those parties being Christmas-related
1: number of times ill and hungover as a result of said parties
1: number of backsides I’ve grabbed, on behalf of other people, in the name of Christmas
1: number of times I’ve been bitten on my face by one of my drunk friends (luckily, no broken skin)
$97: amount of money spent on cab rides home from aforementioned parties.
And just think – this is probably the warm-up for New Year’s … eeesh.
I’ll probably be around somewhere on the World Wide Interweb over the next couple of days.
But if I don’t talk to you before then, happy holidays, everybody! Eat lots of t(of)urkey and get lots of sleep!