Just when I was perched atop my high horse about how healthy I was …
I’ve gotten myself a nice case of pink eye.
If you look at me from the right side, it looks like I’ve just finished The Ugly Cry.
If you look at me head on, it just looks like I’ve been punched in the eye.
Either way, not attractive.
Hopefully my boss will take pity on me and let me go to the walk-in clinic tomorrow.