So my friends and I were walking along a side street parallel-ish to Queen, near Bathurst last night.
As we pass this huge alleyway, we see this guy dressed in black in heavy face make-up sprinting ’round the corner of this building, being pursued by this guy yelling, “Satan is going to get you!” or something to that effect.
The made-up dude yells, “Leave me alone!”
Both of them stop running, but there’s about 15 or 20 feet between them.
The guy pursuing then says something like, “Okay, fine … no offense, but, you just gave me a BLOWJOB, and …”
My hearing pretty much went funny after that.