Overheard in Alleyways … Saturday Night

So my friends and I were walking along a side street parallel-ish to Queen, near Bathurst last night.

As we pass this huge alleyway, we see this guy dressed in black in heavy face make-up sprinting ’round the corner of this building, being pursued by this guy yelling, “Satan is going to get you!” or something to that effect.

The made-up dude yells, “Leave me alone!”

Both of them stop running, but there’s about 15 or 20 feet between them.

The guy pursuing then says something like, “Okay, fine … no offense, but, you just gave me a BLOWJOB, and …”

My hearing pretty much went funny after that.


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