(Apologies to Wyclef and Mary J for the above title)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (courtesy of Wikipedia):
A fear which originates in the belief that the Biblical verse, Revelation 13:18, indicates that the number 666 is linked to Satan or the Anti-Christ. Outside the Christian faith, the phobia has been further popularized as a leitmotif in various horror films.
Number one on my “To Do” list today is done.
Now all I have to do is walk under an open ladder while holding a black cat, open an umbrella indoors and break a mirror with the handle, and spill a shitload of salt without tossing any over my shoulder.
Cue the hail, frogs and locusts.